welfare

welfare
1. (welfare) (1534↑, 254↓)
a holiday celebrated at the first of the month.

look what santa claus brought me. food.

2. (Welfare) (1314↑, 242↓)
The \#2 cause of overpopulation in America

28 year old fat gir with 10 kids living in an apartment in Atlantic City: Shit i need a beer. Oh well, time to find a guy to get me pregnant again so I can afford it. More kids equals more welfare

3. (welfare) (1182↑, 194↓)
Social assistance for those unable or choosing not to work. Free money.

"Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you\!"

4. (welfare) (1035↑, 227↓)
lazy ass people who mooch off people who work\!

My neighbor who sleeps all day and ignores her kid is on welfare.

5. (Welfare) (904↑, 375↓)
What fat ass lazy people use their whole life. Mainly used by fat ass white bitches with 9 kids, blacks, and drug addicts. It goes in that order too. A commonly unknown fact is that it is mostly black people, but in-fact it's us, the white people because some of us are so fucking lazy. Our country would be so better off without welfare, and then I wouldn’t have to look at your scumbag trailer parks whenever I drive around, or smell your stinky asses in the grocery store. In countries that do not have governmental assistance programs, the poverty rates are almost non-existent, because people know they have to go out an get a job not sit on their fat ass and collect welfare.

Fat Bitch: I can’t wait for my welfare check next month; I will have my 7th kid, and more kids equal more welfare Drug Addict Husband: Yea, why don’t you bend over baby and we'll have another, maybe we an afford a car then Fat Bitch: Well maybe we should go to the hospital first and make sure I have a baby and I’m not just getting fat from sucking cocks and watching Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer all day

6. (welfare) (724↑, 230↓)
1. The largest voter pool for the democratic party. 2. A charity created by rich democrats so that they don't have to feel so bad about being rich. 3. A free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.

I feel so bad that I am a filthy rich democrat with lots of tax shelters, so I will vote to give more money to people who dont work. Of course, I will have the middle class working man pay for it.

7. (welfare) (478↑, 129↓)
A orginization, from the government, that gives out money to people who are low lives, and do not have the brains to get a job. Unfourntanley, as a nation, we are forced to foot the bills of people who reproduce like Rabits, and pay for their food, and other commidites.

Hey look, there is a welfare recpiant, lets go beat the sh*t out of the low life who mooches of everyone else.

8. (welfare) (238↑, 43↓)
a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.

9. (welfare) (223↑, 38↓)
Money the government gives to people who are too lazy to work or are simply unable to work to to disability. Commonly abused. Many people who are on welfare are the lazy people, who financially harm those who can work, and those who are disabled and cannot work.

Welfare is currently being abused by many, which harms most people in our country.

Author: Michael G. Jones http://welfare.urbanup.com/1945892
10. (welfare) (281↑, 105↓)
a fat single mother (usually black or hispanic) who chooses not to work but rather to live off of other peoples hard earned money. the majority of people on welfare are below average intellegence and are always unemployed.

how you know someone is on welfare im a fat single mother who doesnt care about my seven uneducated kids i would rather sit around all day on my lazy ass and live on your tax dollars. o crap im out of money better find some guy to knock me up more kids=more money.

11. (welfare) (180↑, 39↓)
Something drug dealers and poor people take advantage of but if anyone tried to cut it they would be immediately killed by someone on it.

"Today we are going to cut taxes and welfare by---" *Stabbed by a guy who owns an Escalade, $10000 worth in diamonds and still gets welfare

Author: Mister Literal http://welfare.urbanup.com/1623607
12. (welfare) (206↑, 81↓)
A social excuse to allow more government control.

The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party\!

13. (welfare) (175↑, 77↓)
What illegal Mexicans collect, which ends up fucking over American taxpayers.

That illegal wetback won't even get a paying job, she'd rather sit home and collect welfare and drive without insurance.

14. (Welfare) (155↑, 58↓)
That check you get at the first of the month.

Drug addict: "Damn, this welfare check is whack\!"

15. (welfare) (126↑, 40↓)
1. The thing Democrats invented to brainwash lower class people into voting for them so they (Democrats) can stay in office. 2. The excuse a lazy, waste of DNA person gives for not going out and getting a job. 3. The biggest voting block of the Democrat party. 4. The biggest waste of money America has ever seen.

I despise and have no respect for anyone who lives off welfare and refuses to work like the rest of us.

16. (welfare) (96↑, 16↓)
85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.

"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme\!"

17. (welfare) (123↑, 56↓)
How Black and native people get money, other then selling drugs and robbing people.

Son- Why don't you ever work daddy? Dad- Because in my family we were taught to go on welfare and drink all day *sips a beer*

18. (welfare) (74↑, 9↓)
A check for an ugly single mother to get because her baby daddy won't pay the child support or admit he knows her kids or her at all. Reserved for lazy fat single mothers that have 4 kids before age 25. Unwanted by any decent man and can't attract a respectable man. The highest level of their partner's employment is a KFC. These bustdowns wait for their monthly welfare check instead of going out and working and making money.

That single mother is on welfare.

Author: youareascummme http://welfare.urbanup.com/3475548
19. (welfare) (93↑, 33↓)
A program that assists people with fincacial needs but used with white people and lazy scums who keep having children so they don't have to work.

My name is Shara and I'm 34 years old. I should have a [9-5] job like everyone else and I have a son in college but that doesn't stop me from sucking dick all day and having my 123677433th baby so I can stay on welfare. It just ain't right\!

20. (welfare) (65↑, 11↓)
A way for people to steal from our already dying economy... Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government. Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes. The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??

Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...

21. (welfare) (53↑, 7↓)
sample of communism

Shaquiqa and zoomarial wanted a car so they combined their efforts so they had 20 kids and got enought welfare to get a new car.

Author: communism is inheriently evil http://welfare.urbanup.com/4309153
22. (welfare) (88↑, 42↓)
farewell to work you job havin bitches\!

The day that Drew got on welfare he said "farewell to work and responsibility\! Hello to the good life\!"

23. (Welfare) (48↑, 3↓)
A program started by the US government for under income families. however, there has been abuse of the program where people exploit the housing prices to get rich.

Example: a person living in a Welfare housing that owns a 40 grand Cadilac.

24. (welfare) (52↑, 9↓)
Governmental assistance for people who don't work. Basically free money given to them by the government. Usually used by fat 30 year old women with 8 kids, crackheads and lazy ass people who don't wanna work. Kids that collect welfare are disrespectful to others who have more money than them and try to make themselves sound like they have everything, when their Wal-Mart clothing wearing asses say otherwise.

People on welfare are fucking trash. We pay taxes to the government so these wastes of air can have a fucking life. Stop watching Oprah and get off your ass. Get a job and help the economy\! Assholes...

25. (welfare) (77↑, 35↓)
1.) A state of being. 2.) Public Assistance.

1.) I'm the only one looking out for T's welfare\! 2.) Yo, T, how long you been on welfare?

26. (Welfare) (138↑, 99↓)
A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems. Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse." -me

27. (welfare) (77↑, 39↓)
the day i celebrate\!\!\!\! the first of the month when i get my check. My free money from the government that arrives to my shithole apartment to get food cause im too lazy to work.

the first of the month i get welfare. YAY\!

28. (welfare) (74↑, 37↓)
(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.

"Having Welfare is sweet\!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners\!"

29. (welfare) (60↑, 27↓)
black mans pay check

i bet that spade cant wait for his welfare check.

Author: stan the manly http://welfare.urbanup.com/4374174
30. (welfare) (38↑, 15↓)
government assistance to the poor which was formerly riddled with problems, that in 1996 America ended as we knew it

It was finally time to make welfare what is should have been: a second chance, not a way of life

31. (welfare) (97↑, 75↓)
Assistance that low class males use when they have no job, no money are broke etc..

Damn you dont want to mess wit him boo- He fat and on welfare.

32. (welfare) (79↑, 57↓)
shitty; of poor quality

damn, that food was fuckin' welfare

33. (Welfare) (25↑, 6↓)
1. The word that makes me want to become a libertarian whenever I hear it. 2. The program that the lazy, selfish, fat, trashy, stupid, loud, brain dead, annoying kids at my school who refuse to do anything more than be the janitor at Walmart for the rest of their meaningless lives live off.

1. Fat trashy cunt in the hallway: "I gonna have more babies because the govament is gonna give me more Welfare monies". What I think when I hear this: "That fat cunt should thank me for having a brain, working hard, going to college, getting a job, and having part of my hard earned salary go to her and her seven children."

34. (welfare) (21↑, 4↓)
A person too lazy to work that get's assistance. Even sadder when there's 2 parents in the household that don't work and they get welfare and live in section 8 gubmint housing. When a mama has 5 + kids to stay on welfare.

Why my parents on welfare?

Author: cherly Fogarty http://welfare.urbanup.com/4918407
35. (welfare) (24↑, 14↓)
Social safety net that is extremely necessary in today's economy of 10% unemployment and 20% underemployment. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of welfare payments are not cash, but rather credits for necessary items like food. Long demonized by politicians as a means of diverting attention from the larger problems of government (such as corruption and lobbying) to something more tangible and easy for the public at large to blame (ie. those lazy goddamn poor people). Many welfare programs, such as food stamps, now have requirements for enrollment.

Oh no, I won't get my welfare if my boss cuts my hours below twenty per week\! That is the work requirement for food stamps, dontcha know?\!

36. (Welfare) (8↑, 1↓)
the india defination of the american dream

italian: my dream is to go to america to work hard start my own company so i cant get everything i always dreamed of (new house,rolex, sports car ect...) Indian: i vant to go to america to be on da welfare to stay at hom and make a da money wit no work, dank you tax payers\!\! vedy much you noe, but i make my daughter work at mc donalds so i get da free food

37. (welfare) (93↑, 90↓)
Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.

If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.

38. (welfare) (0↑, 1↓)
A program designed to provide financial help for those who struggle to make ends meet. This program has acquired the reputation for serving low-lifes, white trash, and drug addicts who are to lazy and stupid to get a job. How it got this wonderful reputation is beyond me (although it might have something to do with Republicans) as over 70% of welfare receivers bring home AT LEAST one paycheck.

Most of the definitions (for welfare) on Urban Dictionary say that welfare is for fat, lazy, white trash who have many kids to get more welfare money so they can by booze and drugs. the people who wrote those definitions are dumbshits.

Author: dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf http://welfare.urbanup.com/6378372
39. (Welfare) (7↑, 10↓)
Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children. Just look it up you'll see I'm right.

The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.

Author: Submitters of Words http://welfare.urbanup.com/5918899
40. (welfare) (45↑, 53↓)
something that sucks, or is cheap

"Man, this shit is welfare"

Author: the sanity assassin http://welfare.urbanup.com/137215
41. (welfare) (44↑, 55↓)
1.) Something nobody who has written a definition here has ever really encountered, 2.) A symbol of poverty which all those suposidly 'middle class' Americans believe they're immune from if they just 'work hard' because its up to the 'individual' to make it. 3.) A potentially helpful, but underfunded policy which is so riddled with contradictions and loopholes that to acctually benefit from it is a monumental feat.

AnyAmerican: "I lost my job of 20 years because of a small health problem and the price of privatised healthcare. I'm on welfare, but if i find any job working over 10 hours a week, no matter the pay, then i'll lose that 200$ a month check i've been paying taxes my whole life to support, but i still need to eat and pay bills." AmericanEthic: "Tough it out\! America is full of opportunities\! And no assistance in reaching them because all the tax money goes to the pockets of the already rich\!"

42. (welfare) (31↑, 45↓)
junk poor quality peice of shit

man his car is welfare

Author: harold grimace http://welfare.urbanup.com/1666457
43. (Welfare) (8↑, 24↓)
adjective- a word used to describe bad/inferior/pointless things and/or versions of things.

Mohamed: Guess what, guys\! I just got COD4\! Kurt: No, man\! That's such a welfare game\! Tyler: Yeah 'hamed, go get your money back from the welfare shop you bought it from, you noob\!

44. (Welfare) (6↑, 27↓)
Poor, Cheap, Jewish, Lacking of Funds, Laptop doesn't charge, Sucks in general

1- Chad Reed is SO welfare\! 2- Why so? 1- His laptop always has to be plugged into the charger 2- WOW WELFARE\!

45. (welfare) (43↑, 65↓)
a check you get at the first of the month.

welfare is in. whoo hooo\!

46. (welfare) (80↑, 109↓)
Welfare is simply one of the many conspiracys fabricated by our government to control the black community. A proverbial crutch so to speak. The longer you can keep a minority dependant on a monthly check, all the more easy it will be to cripple him later. Inevitably this plan will forever safeguard the white mans well-being and likelihood for success. If we the black people dont snap out of this cycle, the white man will always maintain dominance in America.

"I been on welfare for six years motha fucka. What I look like gettin a job nigga?"

47. (welfare) (72↑, 102↓)
The wrong thing to bitch about. real communist welfare is: FOREIGN AID CORPORATE WELFARE NAFTA illegal immigration NASA AIDS in Africa Kerry campaign contributions when he is a fucking billionaire\!

god Bill Clinton is an evil,fucking bastard from hell.

Author: sick bastards http://welfare.urbanup.com/801253
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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